Above was the post which caused much anger in villagers and common folk. A large crowd gathered at town plaza, counting whole one person(with two legs), which assaulted my castle. When large pots full of fecal were thrown into the garden of my wisdom, I knew the end was near.
the rest of pergament is all tattered and burned, but at its end an observing eye could read the following:
This thread proved to be so embarrassing that I voluntarily retired myself to the wonderful kingom of fecalia, where I shall reign over the blessed fecal nation and wear a crown of fecal stone, as a sign of my eternal rule(shame). Fear the mighty Diarhea and shit often, so that I get more reinforcements and wage a war against the inhabitants of urine lake.
Yours Trully,
King Fecal I, High lord of Diarhea.
p.s. I'll be writing from there ocassionally, especially if some of you care to swallow paper blanks.
I would suggest, Hurt - by Nine Inch Nails, and quickly make my escape xD adding that there is Johny Cash remix for that song as well - while i run for my life.
ReplyDelete^ I second that, but Chas's version is tan times better (imho).
ReplyDeleteall your cashies and nailies fade between the sheer awesomeness that is Steve Von Till and his "Grave is a grim horse". Now that's philosophical.
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